It's the starvation diet,
Hope I don't have to try it,
The lesson I'll learn,
From eating scallion,
Is the reputation I'll earn,
For my foul gasp,
(... if I'm that lucky to last.)
Lacking in D and B,
What will happen to me,
As I enter into the age,
Of brain damage.
It's the starvation diet,
Hope I don't have to try it,
Though strawberries are sweet,
They aren't complete,
What I'd do for a hunk of meat!
It's the starvation diet,
Hope I don't have to try it,
When there's nothing left for us,
But lettuce,
We'll be all the sadder,
We've disabled our gallbladder...
The starvation diet,
Hope I don't have to try it.
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